Wednesday, 24 April 2013

Serius LOL - Pantun Tandas Hari Ini


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  1. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 08:22

    terbaik..

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    1. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 08:33

      Meh kawe bli pntun mung..

      Nate beruk mung lepas,
      Mari pakat undi PAS.

      Bereh blake sek kite le nim..
      Putrajaya..ore kte mari nim..

      LainKalilah..!!!

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    2. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 08:48

      "namin itu semua sia sia"

      Romantik baq hang.....

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    3. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 11:52

      everytime a kelantanese skiping bahsa dia,buat pantun cibai pula tu, aku rasa nak muntah. munginkah aku mengandung?? - funaki

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    4. Anonymous26 April 2013 at 02:54

      bukan , itu cuma alahan yakni ke-paranoia-an kau terhadap golongan kelantan .

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    5. Anonymous29 April 2013 at 09:03

      mungkin orang bahasa kelantan membuat kite rasa nak muntah , tambahan dengan kebodohan melampau orang2 disana .
      oleh itu orang kelantan jgn dibiar bercakap . tulis kat kertas je.
      Kelantan bodo

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    6. Anonymous30 April 2013 at 11:10

      boleh x orang kelantan sume diharamkan masuk putrajaya? lau masuk jugak, hantar sharpshooter tembak kapla sekor2..boleh x?

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    7. Anonymous2 May 2013 at 11:50

      Boleh, permohonan anda diluluskan serta merta. Anda juga dijemput untok menyertai skuad sukarela sharpshooter anti kelantanese.

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    8. Anonymous29 September 2013 at 08:32

      anda rasis macam anak babi baru belajar berjalan..mak anda sundal..terima kasih.

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  2. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 08:25

    saya bukan first dan saya tanak bisjut~

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  3. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 08:29

    ha..beli2, jawab2.

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  4. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 08:31

    Naik lori pergi perak
    jangan lari sambil berak

    RAJA ANON

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    1. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 09:09

      dua tiga kucing berlari,
      jgn melancap sambil berdiri

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    2. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 14:31

      dua tiga si kucing kak ani,
      teringatkan si obe terus onani

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    3. Anonymous26 April 2013 at 16:33

      dua tiga pergi menjolok,
      Obefiend Weiland seorang yang gemok!

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  5. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 08:33

    Pagi-pagi makan apam,
    Makan dengan milo panas,
    Sekarang kan dah pakai pam,
    Kenapa nak jirus-jirus?

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    1. anon1425 April 2013 at 09:50

      sial la.. pantun ko wat aku tergelak sambil terberak.

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    2. akmaazahari25 April 2013 at 13:04

      sumpah yg ni paling lawak!!

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    3. Anonymous26 April 2013 at 03:30

      lawak kebendanya..panas=jirus, mne matching

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    4. Anonymous26 April 2013 at 10:57

      Anon 3:30

      Dengki Le Tew~

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    5. Anonymous26 April 2013 at 20:49

      Masalahnya pantun ko tu layak aku berakkan je.nak dengki pebende. Ni pantun dua kerat aku. Baik baik naik gunung daik, lebih baik ko makan taik.

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  6. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 08:40

    malam-malam makan lala
    suka hati dia la

    RAJA ANON

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  7. Unknown25 April 2013 at 08:41

    hotak hang hotak depa,
    korok cik anon2 suma

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  8. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 08:48

    anak kak tun jumpa jodoh
    jgn bt pantun macam bodoh

    RAJA ANON

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  9. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 08:49

    kencing jirus berak basuh,
    naik basikal ke tasik,
    jumpa tikus lari lari.

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    1. Anonymous29 April 2013 at 10:23

      ni cadang ke soalan??
      dato' rais yatim piatu

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  10. °ゅ。ゆ‘,‘ゅゆ°业°° °°业°°ゅゆ‘,‘ ゅゆ°业° °ゅゆ‘,‘ゅゆ°业 °°ゅ。ゆ‘,‘ゅゆ°业°° °业°°ゅゆ‘,‘ ゅゆ°业° °业°°ゅゆ‘,‘ ゅゆ°业° °ゅゆ‘,‘ゅゆ°业 °°ゅ。°°ゅ m25 April 2013 at 08:49

    Ada tikus ada kucing
    Kencing tak jirus bau hancing

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  11. wakarimaSUNalhaji25 April 2013 at 08:50

    dua tiga kucing berlari
    berlari kucing tiga dua

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    1. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 14:44

      mak bapak kau bodoh,
      kau kuasa tiga lagi bodoh

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    2. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 17:35

      lawak siul..

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  12. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 08:53

    masuk tandas belah hujung,
    nampak taik terapung apung.

    DEWATA RAYA

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    1. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 09:29

      anak pelesit makan jering,
      angkat seat nampak taik kering.

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  13. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 08:56

    bangun pagi gosok gigi
    mari kita pakat mengundi

    makan nasi lauk ayam pedas
    jangan lupa undi pas

    naik tangga tersangat lelah
    bukan lain kali lah tapi ini kali lah!!

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  14. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 09:15

    ahli politik berbual kosong
    barca kena 4-0

    jalan2 pakai sepatu
    madrid bolos 4-1

    aku boring movie cicakman
    confirm final german vs german

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  15. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 09:26

    tunggu bas sampai melepas
    buang masa undi pas

    buat video hari hari
    itulah mustafa ali

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    1. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 09:31

      Butik Pakaian Hari-hari,
      Itulah dia Abby Abadi.

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  16. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 09:40

    pegi 7e beli kondom,
    Anon bodoh tak reti pantun.

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  17. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 10:12

    Kejar lipas susah nk dpt
    Undi pas ape dapat?

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    1. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 14:36

      Hari minggu bersama keluarga,
      Undi PAS jaminannya syurga

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  18. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 10:18

    BN , PKR , PAS , DAP ,
    Binatang apa keris di kaki ?

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  19. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 10:21

    Sungai Perak Sungai Bernam,
    Sudah berak harap tanam.

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  20. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 10:45

    lps mahadir ialah ahmad badawi,
    anwar pulak lps najib razak,
    knape anon2 sopan sgt hari ni,
    mgkin sbb PR yg dh nk perintah plak.

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  21. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 11:23

    kote ayah ko sebesar lengan
    anon diats jgn nk berangan

    RAJA ANON

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  22. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 11:45

    makan roti cicah sambal,
    penyokong PR semua anak sundal!!

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    1. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 14:39

      Aku onani bermodal Ramlah Ram,
      penyokong BN semua anak haram

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  23. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 12:34

    obe gemuk
    mean kurus
    aku gelak
    bc blogserius

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  24. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 12:52

    ni dkt gym dkt wangsa maju nih!

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    1. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 13:08

      BN dengan PR pergi berkelah
      oyt tahi, bagi pantun lah...

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  25. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 13:11

    cakap je org melayu bradab,
    tp comment ikut mulut pnye sedap.

    korang main komen ikut suka,
    tp ingat kat akhirat nnt kne tanya ni sume.

    wahai anon2 yg d rahmati,
    kne ingat ALLAH sntiasa memerhati,
    malaikat tulis x henti-henti,
    kat akhirat kte juga yg rugi.

    minta maaf dan jgnlah amik hati,
    hanya mengingatkn diri sndiri.

    RAJA ANON II

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  26. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 13:33

    Kuat melancap di pagi hari,
    Alamat tanda tiada bini,
    Berbudi bahasa anon di sini,
    Aku nak royi!

    Raja Anon III, Fasa III @ White Spiritual Boy @ Raja Merong Mahanangka @ King of Royi

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    1. Amzar The Great25 April 2013 at 14:35

      diam la bodoh

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    2. Anonymous28 April 2013 at 13:20

      pagi pagi potong kuku,
      download tonku..!!

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  27. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 14:40

    tolonglah brsopan santun,
    Amzar The Great knapa xbagi pantun?
    RAJA ANON III

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  28. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 14:51

    kocak abis denger bahasa malaysial!!!!! ngakak!!!!!! KAMSEUPAY!!!!!!

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  29. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 16:46

    jalan-jalan membawa beg plastik..


    haaa.. jawap.. jawap..

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    1. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 18:32

      dalam beg plastik pancut air mani..

      sambung2..

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    2. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 19:12

      astaghfirullah....

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  30. Anonymous26 April 2013 at 11:28

    ada dacing ada bulan,
    ada roket ada keris,
    apabila sudah digunakan,
    janganlah lupa nak jirus.

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    1. Anonymous26 April 2013 at 14:45

      pangkah dacing aku dh serik,
      pantun anda kurang menarik.

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  31. Anonymous26 April 2013 at 15:20

    beli dacing beli berus
    sudah kencing harap jirus

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  32. Anonymous26 April 2013 at 15:58

    anon sume mcm puki
    raja anon lagi puki
    claim raja ape ke puki
    ko nie puki la puki

    Anon Bebas

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  33. Anonymous26 April 2013 at 20:13

    There is a cat n there is a mice
    Once pee please flush.......

    Haaaaaaaa........lawak sungguh pantun anon
    Buat aku

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    1. Anonymous27 April 2013 at 13:52

      want coojies?

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    2. Anonymous28 April 2013 at 13:23

      bangun pagi kena kejut,
      nak bisjut?

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  34. Anonymous2 May 2013 at 12:42

    Dua tiga pokok ketapang,
    Anon memang macam gampang,
    Pantun semua bersimpang-simpang,
    Rasa macam nak lempang sorang-sorang


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  35. Anonymous2 May 2013 at 16:47

    yg hina2 klantn smua cm pukimat..
    pehal nk hina2 org klntn..
    jgn nk dengki ngn ngeri org r sial..
    fuck r sape anti klntn,
    org bkn org klntn tp aq sokong klntn..

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