Monday, 29 April 2013

Serius LOL - Kedai Jualan Tinja Yang Serius


LMAO!

Apa punya nama kedai ni sia?




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    1. HHHmmmm x sabar nak mengundi Pakatan Rakyat PRU kali ni...1. minyak akan turun... so, bleh bli minyak byk2...2. aku dh x payah nak bagi duit kat mak ayh lagi sbb kerajaan baru akan carumkan utk warga emas.3. kereta dh murah so... boleh la beli mcm2 jenis kereta...4. nak melancong dan berjalan2 sepuas2 hati sebab tol dh x payah bayar... myk plak dh murah... best tuuu...5. yang paling best aku dh x payah pening2 kepala nk bayar hutang PTPTN.. dh mansuh beb! x pyh sibuk nk menabung kat SSPN lg... 6.Wehhh... anak cucu kite dh x perlu nk bayar yuran pegi sekolah weh..dr tadika smp U semua free...7. sape yang minat merempit tu..yg suka memandu atas 120km/j tu, inilah masanya..korg jgn takut..x kene saman wey...AES pon akan ditumbangkan x lama lagi...syok wey... (mati ambulan mesti dtg)8. Dh x pyh risau pasal rumah... rumah mampu milik nk dibina x lama lg..so miskin tua muda dh dapat beli rumah....9.undang2 anti rakyat akan mansuh wei.... so sape2 agak2 diri die terseksa dan tersekat oleh undang2 boleh la buat ape saja...10.pengangkutan awam akan percuma wei... lepas ni x pyh beratur naik LRT.. semua free..alhamdulillah...11. nak beli tepung, gula, beras semua akan murah.... alhamdulillah cukup makan...seronoknya ada kerajaan macam ni... yang kaya semakin kaya, yg miskin pon akan berpeluang jadi kaya..... semua turun...semua akan mansuh.... so kerajaan akan tanggung kita dalam semua segi... yg paling best gaji kita semua akan naik...jgn lupa mengundi ok....#nape tambang tunai HAJI x turun kan??? PAS x bersuara ke?

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    2. UNDILAH BN UNTUK KESEJAHTERAAN DAN KEAMANAN SEMUA KAUM

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    3. considering my experience regading the normal traits of politician.. all those said by u are all too good to be true.. based on my study on our country economy,despite those promises are not made before,our country has bear enormous amount of debt.. i am not a person who likes politics to the extent i only know najib, mahathir and anuar.. as i dont like reading our country's newspaper as it is bias and bias meterial is not an eligible facts to depend on.. other than those aforementioned politician remain unknown to me.. but by using my intelect on the facts of our country economy.. these promises is far to good to be true..

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    4. yes.. it's very true.

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    5. benda budget sarcastic di atas mungkin betul mungkn tidak.
      Tapi benda2 tu la yg menyebabkn kerajaan mula bertindak, sedikit sebanyak sebab nak cover balik tuduhan n janji PR tu...
      benda yg tak terfikir boleh jadi, tiba2 jadi...mcam BR1M contohnya. Ni semua usaha kerajaan sebab ada tekanan PR.....tetiba je, semua rakyat pendaptn sekian2 dapat duit. Pernah jadi?
      ptptn...pun....palaotak la nak mansuh. Dah la ptptn kena mintak kwsp pasal org tak bayar.....nak kasi free pulak duit milion milion tu? Gila. Tapi tak mustahil akan ada potongan lagi besar dibuat...macam sekarg ni. Lump sump, ptong persen sekian-sekian. Maintain bayar? Pun potong persen jugak.

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    6. yups... so true...
      too good to be true....

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    7. At the 51st Grammy Awards in 2009, Adele won awards in the categories of Best New Artist and Best Female Pop Vocal Performance.[5][150] She was also nominated in the categories of Record of the Year and Song of the Year.[151] That same year, Adele was also nominated for three Brit Awards in the categories of Best British Female, Best British Single and Best British Breakthrough Act.[152] Then British Prime Minister Gordon Brown sent a thank-you letter to Adele that stated "with the troubles that the country's in financially, you're a light at the end of the tunnel."[153]

      With 21 non-consecutive weeks at number 1 in the US, Adele broke the record for the longest number-1 album by a woman in Billboard history, beating the record formerly held by Whitney Houston's soundtrack The Bodyguard.[104] 21 spent its 23rd week at number one in March 2012, making it the longest-running album at number one since 1985[12] and it became the fourth best-selling album of the past 10 years in the United States.[154]

      In February 2012, Adele was listed at number five on VH1′s 100 Greatest Women In Music.[25] In April 2012, American magazine Time named Adele one of the 100 most influential people in the world.[26][155] People named her one of 2012 Most Beautiful at Every Age.[156] On 30 April 2012, a tribute to Adele was held at New York City's (Le) Poisson Rouge called Broadway Sings Adele, starring various Broadway actors such as Matt Doyle.[157] In July 2012, Adele was listed at number six in Forbes list of the world's highest-paid celebrities under the age of 30 having earned £23 million ($35 million) between May 2011 and May 2012.[158]

      On the week ending 3 March 2012, Adele became the first solo female artist to have three singles in the top 10 of the Billboard Hot 100 at the same time, and the first female artist to have two albums in the top 5 of the Billboard 200 and two singles in the top 5 of the Billboard Hot 100 simultaneously.[20] Adele topped the 2012 Sunday Times Rich List of musicians in the UK under 30[159] and made the Top 10 of Billboard magazine's "Top 40 Money Makers".[160] Billboard also announced the same day that Adele's "Rolling in the Deep" is the biggest crossover hit of the past 25 years, topping pop, adult pop and adult contemporary charts and that Adele is one of four female artists to have an album chart at number one for more than 13 weeks (the other three artists being Judy Garland, Carole King, and Whitney Houston).[161] On 6 March, 21 reached 30 non-consecutive weeks at number one on the Australian ARIA Chart, making it the longest-running number one album in Australia in the 21st century, and the second longest-running number one ever.[162]

      At the 2012 Ivor Novello Awards in May, Adele was named Songwriter of the Year, and "Rolling in the Deep" won the award for Most Performed Work of 2011.[163] At the 2012 BMI Awards held in London in October, Adele won Song of the Year (for "Rolling in the Deep") in recognition of the song being the most played on US television and radio in 2011.[164]

      In 2013, Adele won the Academy Award for Best Original Song for the James Bond theme "Skyfall". This is the first James Bond song to win and only the fifth to be nominated (after "For Your Eyes Only" (1981), "Nobody Does It Better" (1977) (from The Spy Who Loved Me), "Live and Let Die" (1973), and "The Look of Love" (1967) (from the original Casino Royale)).[165][166] "Skyfall" won the Brit Award for Best British Single at the 2013 BRIT Awards.[167]

      In February 2013 she was assessed as one of the 100 most powerful women in the United Kingdom by Woman's Hour on BBC Radio 4.[168]

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  2. biar betol...dugaan

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    1. busuknye berak ko....mcm bavi...nak bisjut

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    2. this article shuld on Serius Shit label..

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  4. Apek...berak sekilo!

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  5. memulas lak perut nih....

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  6. "BERA KS TRADING"

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  7. Isu mcm ni pun blh jadi troll? Pity Malaysian??

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    1. mmg la dh nma pun beraks trading....

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  8. Pity to person who pity for malaysian.

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    1. pity to person who pity to person who pity for malaysian

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    2. pity to person who pity to person who pity to person who pity for malaysian

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    3. Pityception.

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  9. BERAK STANDING??

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  10. Kisah remaja lari dari rumah ikut kekasih akhirnya menjadi artis terkenal, siapakah dia? sila ------->>>> Dunia-Memang-gila-gila

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  11. nak royi...bole beyak...

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    1. nak beyak...tapi tak nak royi...nak bisjut boleh?

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    2. nak bisjut tapi tak nak beyak.....n royi

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  12. eleh dulu di batu pahat johor ada nama kedai king kote. tak heran pon kita orang.

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    1. Itu tempat shithole sapa nak amik tau so'od!

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  13. "HHHmmmm x sabar nak mengundi Pakatan Rakyat PRU kali ni...1. minyak akan turun... so, bleh bli minyak byk2...2. aku dh x payah nak bagi duit kat mak ayh lagi sbb kerajaan baru akan carumkan utk warga emas.3. kereta dh murah so... boleh la beli mcm2 jenis kereta...4. nak melancong dan berjalan2 sepuas2 hati sebab tol dh x payah bayar... myk plak dh murah... best tuuu...5. yang paling best aku dh x payah pening2 kepala nk bayar hutang PTPTN.. dh mansuh beb! x pyh sibuk nk menabung kat SSPN lg... 6.Wehhh... anak cucu kite dh x perlu nk bayar yuran pegi sekolah weh..dr tadika smp U semua free...7. sape yang minat merempit tu..yg suka memandu atas 120km/j tu, inilah masanya..korg jgn takut..x kene saman wey...AES pon akan ditumbangkan x lama lagi...syok wey... (mati ambulan mesti dtg)8. Dh x pyh risau pasal rumah... rumah mampu milik nk dibina x lama lg..so miskin tua muda dh dapat beli rumah....9.undang2 anti rakyat akan mansuh wei.... so sape2 agak2 diri die terseksa dan tersekat oleh undang2 boleh la buat ape saja...10.pengangkutan awam akan percuma wei... lepas ni x pyh beratur naik LRT.. semua free..alhamdulillah...11. nak beli tepung, gula, beras semua akan murah.... alhamdulillah cukup makan...seronoknya ada kerajaan macam ni... yang kaya semakin kaya, yg miskin pon akan berpeluang jadi kaya..... semua turun...semua akan mansuh.... so kerajaan akan tanggung kita dalam semua segi... yg paling best gaji kita semua akan naik...jgn lupa mengundi ok....#nape tambang tunai HAJI x turun kan??? PAS x bersuara ke?"
    lol,,sarcasm..

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    1. Lennon was born in war-time England, on 9 October 1940 at Liverpool Maternity Hospital to Julia (née Stanley) and Alfred Lennon, a merchant seaman who was away at the time of his son's birth.[1] His parents named him John Winston Lennon after his paternal grandfather, John "Jack" Lennon, and then-Prime Minister Winston Churchill.[2] His father was often away from home but sent regular pay cheques to 9 Newcastle Road, Liverpool, where Lennon lived with his mother,[3] but the cheques stopped when he went absent without leave in February 1944.[4][5] When he eventually came home six months later, he offered to look after the family, but Julia—by then pregnant with another man's child—rejected the idea.[6] After her sister, Mimi Smith, twice complained to Liverpool's Social Services, Julia handed the care of Lennon over to her. In July 1946 Lennon's father visited Smith and took his son to Blackpool, secretly intending to emigrate to New Zealand with him.[7] Julia followed them—with her partner at the time, 'Bobby' Dykins—and after a heated argument his father forced the five-year-old to choose between them. Lennon twice chose his father, but as his mother walked away, he began to cry and followed her.[8] It would be 20 years before he had contact with his father again.[9]
      A grey two-story building, with numerous windows visible on both levels
      251 Menlove Avenue, the home of George and Mimi Smith, where Lennon lived for most of his childhood and adolescence

      Throughout the rest of his childhood and adolescence he lived with his aunt and uncle, Mimi and George Smith, who had no children of their own, at Mendips, 251 Menlove Avenue, Woolton.[10] His aunt purchased volumes of short stories for him, and his uncle, a dairyman at his family's farm, bought him a mouth organ and engaged him in solving crossword puzzles.[11] Julia visited Mendips on a regular basis, and when he was 11 years old he often visited her at 1 Blomfield Road, Liverpool, where she played him Elvis Presley records, and taught him the banjo, learning how to play "Ain't That a Shame" by Fats Domino.[12]

      In September 1980, Lennon commented about his family and his rebellious nature:

      Part of me would like to be accepted by all facets of society and not be this loudmouthed lunatic poet/musician. But I cannot be what I am not ... I was the one who all the other boys' parents—including Paul's father—would say, 'Keep away from him'... The parents instinctively recognised I was a troublemaker, meaning I did not conform and I would influence their children, which I did. I did my best to disrupt every friend's home ... Partly out of envy that I didn't have this so-called home ... but I did... There were five women that were my family. Five strong, intelligent, beautiful women, five sisters. One happened to be my mother. [She] just couldn't deal with life. She was the youngest and she had a husband who ran away to sea and the war was on and she couldn't cope with me, and I ended up living with her elder sister. Now those women were fantastic ... And that was my first feminist education ... I would infiltrate the other boys minds. I could say, "Parents are not gods because I don't live with mine and, therefore, I know.'[13]

      He regularly visited his cousin, Stanley Parkes, who lived in Fleetwood. Seven years Lennon's senior, Parkes took him on trips and to local cinemas.[14] During the school holidays, Parkes often visited Lennon with Leila Harvey, another cousin, often travelling to Blackpool two or three times a week to watch shows. They would visit the Blackpool Tower Circus and see artists such as Dickie Valentine, Arthur Askey, Max Bygraves and Joe Loss, with Parkes recalling that Lennon particularly liked George Formby.[15] After Parkes's family moved to Scotland, the three cousins often spent their school holidays together there. Parkes recalled, "John, cousin Leila and I were very close.

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  14. Apek...berak sekilo!

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    Anonymous29 April 2013 09:28
    memulas lak perut nih....

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    Anonymous29 April 2013 09:37
    "BERA KS TRADING"

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    Anonymous29 April 2013 09:37
    Isu mcm ni pun blh jadi troll? Pity Malaysian??

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    Anonymous29 April 2013 11:42
    mmg la dh nma pun beraks trading....

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    Anonymous29 April 2013 10:18
    Like, seriously??

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    Anonymous29 April 2013 10:18
    Pity to person who pity for malaysian.

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    Anonymous29 April 2013 11:59
    pity to person who pity to person who pity for malaysian

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    Anonymous29 April 2013 10:47
    BERAK STANDING??

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    Anonymous29 April 2013 11:27
    Kisah remaja lari dari rumah ikut kekasih akhirnya menjadi artis terkenal, siapakah dia? sila ------->>>> Dunia-Memang-gila-gila

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    Anonymous29 April 2013 12:04
    nak royi...bole beyak...

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    Anonymous29 April 2013 13:01
    nak beyak...tapi tak nak royi...nak bisjut boleh?

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    Ken Sakai29 April 2013 13:05
    berak itu syok!

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    Rosmiza Ali29 April 2013 13:19
    Beraks???

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    Anonymous29 April 2013 14:22
    eleh dulu di batu pahat johor ada nama kedai king kote. tak heran pon kita orang.

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    sarawakian malaysian29 April 2013 15:03
    "HHHmmmm x sabar nak mengundi Pakatan Rakyat PRU kali ni...1. minyak akan turun... so, bleh bli minyak byk2...2. aku dh x payah nak bagi duit kat mak ayh lagi sbb kerajaan baru akan carumkan utk warga emas.3. kereta dh murah so... boleh la beli mcm2 jenis kereta...4. nak melancong dan berjalan2 sepuas2 hati sebab tol dh x payah bayar... myk plak dh murah... best tuuu...5. yang paling best aku dh x payah pening2 kepala nk bayar hutang PTPTN.. dh mansuh beb! x pyh sibuk nk menabung kat SSPN lg... 6.Wehhh... anak cucu kite dh x perlu nk bayar yuran pegi sekolah weh..dr tadika smp U semua free...7. sape yang minat merempit tu..yg suka memandu atas 120km/j tu, inilah masanya..korg jgn takut..x kene saman wey...AES pon akan ditumbangkan x lama lagi...syok wey... (mati ambulan mesti dtg)8. Dh x pyh risau pasal rumah... rumah mampu milik nk dibina x lama lg..so miskin tua muda dh dapat beli rumah....9.undang2 anti rakyat akan mansuh wei.... so sape2 agak2 diri die terseksa dan tersekat oleh undang2 boleh la buat ape saja...10.pengangkutan awam akan percuma wei... lepas ni x pyh beratur naik LRT.. semua free..alhamdulillah...11. nak beli tepung, gula, beras semua akan murah.... alhamdulillah cukup makan...seronoknya ada kerajaan macam ni... yang kaya semakin kaya, yg miskin pon akan berpeluang jadi kaya..... semua turun...semua akan mansuh.... so kerajaan akan tanggung kita dalam semua segi... yg paling best gaji kita semua akan naik...jgn lupa mengundi ok....#nape tambang tunai HAJI x turun kan??? PAS x bersuara ke?"
    lol,,sarcasm..

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  15. hahaha aq pernah jumpa kedai ni kat BERA,PAHANG.mmg nama kedai dia camtu.aq rasa cam nak gelak sampai tercirit2 wkwkw.

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    1. Eeeeee...rasa cam nak gelak sampai tercirit2

      kemproh!

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  16. Webportal berita edisi percuma tanpa perlu melanggan malaysiakini

    Freemalaysiakini2.com

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  17. it suppose to read as " BERA-K-S-TRADING"..hahahaha...its funny though..

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  18. In 2010, Adele received a Grammy nomination for Best Female Pop Vocal Performance for "Hometown Glory".[73] In April her song "My Same" entered the German Singles Chart after it had been performed by Lena Meyer-Landrut in the talent show contest Unser Star für Oslo (Our Star for Oslo), in which the German entry to the Eurovision Song Contest 2010 was determined.[74][75] In late September, after being featured on The X Factor, Adele's version of Bob Dylan's "Make You Feel My Love" re-entered the UK singles chart at number 4.[76] During the 2010 CMT Artists of the Year special, Adele performed a widely publicised duet of Lady Antebellum's "Need You Now" with Darius Rucker.[77] This performance was later nominated for a CMT Music Award.[78]

    Adele released her second studio album, 21, on 24 January 2011 in the UK and 22 February in the US.[8][79] She said that the album was inspired by the breakup with her former partner.[29] The album's sound is described as classic and contemporary country and roots music. The change in sound from her first album was the result of her bus driver playing contemporary music from Nashville when she was touring the American South, and the title reflected the growth she had experienced in the prior two years.[79] Adele told Spin Magazine "It was really exciting for me because I never grew up around [that music]."[7] 21 hit number 1 in more than 26 countries, including the UK and the US.[80][81][82] An emotional performance of "Someone Like You" at the 2011 BRIT Awards on 15 February propelled the song to number one in the UK.[83][84] Her first album, 19, re-entered the UK album chart alongside 21, while first and second singles "Rolling in the Deep" and "Someone Like You" were in the top 5 of the UK singles chart, making Adele the first living artist to achieve the feat of two top-five hits in both the Official Singles Chart and the Official Albums Chart simultaneously since the Beatles in 1964.[85][86] Both songs topped the charts in multiple markets and broke numerous sales performance records. In May 2011, Adele caused some minor controversy with critical statements about high taxes.[87] Following her performance of "Someone Like You" at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards, it became Adele's second number-one single on the Billboard Hot 100.[88] By December 2011, 21 sold over 3.4 million copies in the UK, and became the biggest-selling album of the 21st century, overtaking Amy Winehouse's Back to Black,[89][90] with Adele becoming the first artist ever to sell three million albums in the UK in one calendar year.[91][92] "Set Fire to the Rain" became Adele's third number one single on the Billboard Hot 100, as Adele became the first artist ever to have an album, 21, hold the number-one position on the Billboard 200 concurrently with three number one singles.[19]
    Adele performing in Seattle, Washington, on 12 August 2011

    To promote the album, Adele embarked upon the "Adele Live" tour, which sold out its North American leg.[93] In October 2011, Adele was forced to cancel two tours because of a vocal-cord haemorrhage. She released a statement saying she needed an extended period of rest in order to avoid permanent damage to her voice.[94] The singer underwent laser microsurgery at Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston during the first week of November.[95][96] A recording of her tour, Live at the Royal Albert Hall was released in November 2011, debuting at number one in the US with 96,000 copies sold, the highest one-week tally for a music DVD in four years, becoming the best-selling music DVD of 2011.[97] Adele is the first artist in Nielsen SoundScan history to have the year's number-one album (21), number-one single ("Rolling in the Deep"), and number-one music video.

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    1. woi kengkawan!!! obe xnak update blog die pasal die dh ade blog baru.. klik la kat komen atas ni..

      http://blogyangsiot.blogspot.com/

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  19. Dr. Bombay is a fictional warlock / witch doctor character who appeared in eighteen episodes of the television series Bewitched (originally broadcast from 1964 to 1972). The role of Samantha's family "witch doctor" was played by actor Bernard Fox. He twice reprised the role for the spinoff series, Tabitha, where the character's first name, "Hubert", was revealed. Although fond of Samantha, he tends to regard her husband Darrin with little more than amused contempt.

    Usually summoned by an incantation such as "Calling Dr. Bombay! Calling Dr. Bombay, Emergency! Come right away!", he would usually appear in an outrageous costume, appropriate for whatever bizarre activity he had been interrupted doing, and often with an attractive female assistant he was currently romancing. His antidotes for witch diseases and spells gone awry would often cause complications of their own. He usually ended his visits by teleporting away during a burst of laughter at one of his own witticisms. Dr. Bombay apparently served the witch/warlock community under the authority of the Witches Council, since Samantha's Aunt Hagatha once threatened to appeal to the Council to have him replaced, even though it was often mentioned that he was the only doctor available.

    Dr. Bombay, again played by Bernard Fox, was the recurring "witch doctor" in the series Sabrina, the Teenaged Witch.

    In 1999, Bernard Fox reprised the role of Dr. Bombay for two episodes of the supernatural-themed soap opera, Passions; the series also included several other characters with allusions to Bewitched, but Fox is the only actor from the sitcom to actually appear as his same character in Passions. On an episode of Pee-Wee's Playhouse, Jambi the genie was sick. Bernard Fox played Dr. Jinga-Janga, the “wish doctor”.



    FUCK EVERYBODY BISJUT ROYI

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  20. "Effie" (full character name "Effie Stephanidis") is an outrageous comedic character played by Australian actress Mary Coustas. Coustas depicts a stereotypical second-generation Greek Australian.

    The character originated in the comedy program Acropolis Now, which ran from 1989 to 1992.[1] Since then, the character has appeared in Effie, Just Quietly (2001),[2] and hosting the short-lived 2003 talk show Greeks On The Roof[3] (based on the British series The Kumars at No. 42) in character with other actors playing her family. She has also appeared in a number of television commercials (most recently for AAPT).

    Effie's catchphrases include "How embarrassment!" (see malapropism) in response to any potentially embarrassing situation. She greets people with "Hello, good thanks" before they have even asked her how she is feeling.

    In 1992, Effie released a novelty single: a duet with another fictional character, Garry McDonald's Norman Gunston, recording their version of Andrew Lloyd-Webber's "Amigos Para Siempre",[4] the official song of the 1992 Summer Olympics (originally performed by Sarah Brightman and José Carreras). The single reached the Top 20 chart in Australia.

    Coustas wrote a book based on the character: Effie’s Guide to Being Up Yourself (ISBN 0-7336-1761-1), published in September 2003 by Mark McLeod Books.

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  21. Nepenthes jamban is a climbing plant. The stem, which is usually less than 5 mm thick, grows to 4 m in length and is cylindrical-angular in cross section. Internodes are up to 5 cm long.[1]

    Leaves are sessile and coriaceous in texture. The lamina may be narrowly obovate to elliptic or slightly spathulate, and grows to 11 cm in length and 3.3 cm in width. One or two longitudinal veins are present on either side of the midrib together with numerous pinnate veins. Tendrils are up to 24 cm long.[1]
    A young plant with lower pitchers

    Rosette and lower pitchers are cylindrical to narrowly infundibular in the lower third, becoming widely infundibular above. They are relatively small, rarely exceeding 5.8 cm in height and 4.4 cm in width. Fringed wings (≤2 mm wide) are usually present in terrestrial pitchers. The pitcher mouth is almost horizontal. The inner surface of the pitchers is glandular throughout. The flattened peristome may be up to 8 mm wide and is lined with a series of teeth (≤0.5 mm long) on its inner margin. The lid or operculum is narrowly obovate, and up to 3.8 cm long and 1.3 cm wide. The undersurface of the lid bears scattered small red glands that are concentrated around the midrib. Around 20 to 30 very large crater-like glands (≤0.5 mm wide) are present in the apical quarter. These glands are so large that they are visible as swellings on the upper surface of the lid. The spur (≤4 mm long) is inserted at the base of the lid. It is generally unbranched but may be forked.[1]

    An intermediate pitcher (left) and an upper pitcher (right)

    Upper pitchers are circular in cross section and widely infundibular in their upper half. They are much larger than lower pitchers, reaching 12 cm in height and 5.2 cm in width. The pitcher mouth is horizontal and orbicular. As in lower pitchers, the inner surface of the pitchers is wholly glandular. Wings are reduced to ribs that run down the front of the pitcher. In aerial pitchers, the flattened peristome is up 6 mm wide and bears more prominent teeth (≤1 mm long). The spur is usually simple and grows to 3.5 mm in length. Compared to lower pitchers, the lid in upper pitchers is similar in shape but longer, reaching 4.8 cm in length and 0.9 cm in width. It is held over the pitcher mouth at an angle of approximately 45 degrees.[1]

    Nepenthes jamban has a racemose inflorescence. In male plants, the inflorescence may be up to 18 cm long. The female inflorescence has not been described. The rachis is up to 11.5 cm long, while the peduncle is up to 6.5 cm long. Pedicels are up to 1.4 cm long and bear a single flower. Sepals are elliptical and around 3.5 mm long. Mature fruits are up to 3 cm long and 6 mm wide. Seeds are filiform and around 2 cm long.[1]

    Most parts of the plant are glabrous. Developing pitchers, tendrils, and inflorescences are densely covered with short brownish-grey hairs.[1]

    The stem is characteristically purplish-red. The leaves and inflorescence are light green to pale green. Lower pitchers range in colour from yellowish-orange to bright red throughout. Upper pitchers are generally bright yellow with a yellow to orange peristome, and may be occasionally speckled on their inner surfaces.[1]

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  22. Mohd Yusuf memulakan kerjaya sebagai pelakon filem pada tahun 1986 menerusi filem Balik Kampung. Pada tahun kemudiannya, iaitu tahun 1987, beliau diberikan kepercayaan untuk memegang watak utama dalam filem Mr Os. Dalam tahun 1988, beliau bersama-sama Hussein Abu Hassan, Puteri Salbiah dan Latif Ibrahim telah membintangi sebuah filem seram Indonesia bertajuk Bisikan Arwah. Didalam filem ini Mohd Yusuf memegang watak sebagai Parta; seorang pemuda kampung yang telah dibunuh beramai-ramai dan kemudianya kembali menjelma untuk membalas dendam. Adalah difahamkan bahawa Bisikan Arwah adalah lakonan pertama dan terakhir beliau dalam filem seram.

    Selepas filem terakhirnya pada 1997, Mohd Yusuf menyepi dari bidang perfileman dan bekerja sebagai seorang pemandu teksi.[1] Pada tahun 2009, beliau kembali ke persada seni Malaysia sebagai pengacara untuk rancangan televisyen TV9, Apa Ke Halnya?.[2]

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  23. Nokia N97 ialah telefon bimbit skrin sentuh dalam telefon pintar Nseries oleh Nokia, dengan slide-out papan kekunci QWERTY.

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  24. troll is a supernatural being in Norse mythology and Scandinavian folklore. In origin, troll may have been a negative synonym for a jötunn (plural jötnar), a being in Norse mythology. In Old Norse sources, beings described as trolls dwell in isolated rocks, mountains, or caves, live together in small family units, and are rarely helpful to human beings.

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  25. Sanjiro p.gif Sanjirou Yumesaki (夢前三治郎)
    Sanjirou antara watak yang paling sedikit kemunculannya dalam anime. Sanjirou merupakan pelajar yang ceria dan sering ketawa. Dia sanggup belajar dengan Cikgu Shadou untuk mengurangkan gelaknya (yang dirasakan hebat) tetapi dia telah terikut menjadi orang yang murung. Dia juga merupakan ahli jawatankuasa biologi bersama Torawaka

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  28. Bodoh siapa nak free semua tu. Bertambah lah hutang kerajaan, melayu pun semakin malas. semua benda kene suap, pastu malaysia pun bankrup, semua benda nak kena bayar, bagi free.. aku nak tgk pakatan kalau menang boleh ke diorang bagi korang semua free. Jgn pandai cakap je :)

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    1. ko lah yang bodoh xnak benda free...dpat br1m melompat2 cam beruk lak

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  29. Baca ayat KURSI setelah selesai solat,maka jarak KAMU dan SYURGA hanyalah KEMATIAN , Sampaikan kpd org lain,maka ia dikira Sedekah Jariah :)

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    Profesor Daing Nasir Dilantik Semula NC UMP
    PAHANG: Profesor Dato' Dr. Daing Nasir Ibrahim dilantik semula sebagai Naib Canselor Universiti Malaysia Pahang (UMP) untuk tempoh dua tahun lagi berkuat kuasa mulai 16 Mei 2013 ini.

    Pertama kali beliau menerajui UMP adalah pada pada 16 Mei 2008. Pelantikan semula Prof. Dato' Dr Daing Nasir dibuat oleh Menteri Pengajian Tinggi, Datuk Seri Mohamed Khaled Nordin. Beliau yang berasal dari Johor Bahru merupakan lulusan PhD dari University of Dundee, UK.

    Sebelum dilantik sebagai Naib Canselor UMP, beliau pernah berkhidmat di Universiti Sains Malaysia (USM) dan memegang beberapa jawatan utama di universiti termasuk Dekan di Sekolah Pengurusan selama 10 tahun dan pernah dilantik sebagai Pengarah Pusat Pengurusan Termaju USM.

    Dalam menerajui UMP, Profesor Dato' Dr. Daing, 58 sentiasa menggalakkan pentadbiran berasaskan nilai, berfokuskan strategi dan mengutamakan prestasi. Beliau turut menekankan terhadap agenda memperkukuhkan asas demi menjana kecemerlangan universiti.

    "Saya sangat yakin dengan perkembangan UMP dan akan terus berazam untuk terus membawa UMP ke arah kecemerlangan selari dengan Pelan Strategik Pengajian Tinggi Negara (PSPTN) dan Pelan Strategik UMP 2011-2015 ″," katanya.

    Berpengalaman luas dalam bidang pengurusan, perakaunan, korporat governan dan metedologi penyelidikan, Profesor Dato' Dr. Daing diiktiraf penerima 2010 Academy for Global Business Advancement (AGBA) Life-time Achievement Award dalam Kongres Antarabangsa AGBA kali ke-3 dan juga AGBA Fellow pada Kongres ke-9 AGBA yang diadakan di Ajman University of Science and Technology, UAE pada tahun lalu.

    Beliau juga dilantik sebagai Profesor Tamu di College of Management, Hebei University China dan pernah berkhidmat sebagai Profesor Tamu di College of Industrial Management, King Fahd University of Petroleum and Mineral (KFUPM), Arab Saudi.

    Penyambungan lantikan ini pastinya melonjakkan pencapaian UMP ke arah menjadi sebuah universiti teknologi yang cemerlang dan bertaraf dunia.


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  31. Ingin melihat wajah pelajar yang dicabul oleh BN ketika majlis bersama PM...? saksikan di--------- >>>>> parlimenputrajaya<<<<<

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  32. Anonymous29 April 2013 09:06

    stupid
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    Anonymous29 April 2013 10:45

    HHHmmmm x sabar nak mengundi Pakatan Rakyat PRU kali ni...1. minyak akan turun... so, bleh bli minyak byk2...2. aku dh x payah nak bagi duit kat mak ayh lagi sbb kerajaan baru akan carumkan utk warga emas.3. kereta dh murah so... boleh la beli mcm2 jenis kereta...4. nak melancong dan berjalan2 sepuas2 hati sebab tol dh x payah bayar... myk plak dh murah... best tuuu...5. yang paling best aku dh x payah pening2 kepala nk bayar hutang PTPTN.. dh mansuh beb! x pyh sibuk nk menabung kat SSPN lg... 6.Wehhh... anak cucu kite dh x perlu nk bayar yuran pegi sekolah weh..dr tadika smp U semua free...7. sape yang minat merempit tu..yg suka memandu atas 120km/j tu, inilah masanya..korg jgn takut..x kene saman wey...AES pon akan ditumbangkan x lama lagi...syok wey... (mati ambulan mesti dtg)8. Dh x pyh risau pasal rumah... rumah mampu milik nk dibina x lama lg..so miskin tua muda dh dapat beli rumah....9.undang2 anti rakyat akan mansuh wei.... so sape2 agak2 diri die

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  33. Hazika : Jap ye..
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