Tuesday, 19 March 2013

Serius LOL - Ejaan Bahasa Rempit Yang Semakin Memeningkan


What?

 Kami tak faham apa yang dieja di dalam gambar di bawah. Bolehkan anda tolong translatekan kepada kami. 
 

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  1. Anonymous19 March 2013 at 17:51

    First !

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    1. Anonymous19 March 2013 at 18:06

      hat Etty *wink *wink

      nak u punye kolony boleh, luv u muahhh

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    2. Anonymous19 March 2013 at 18:37

      Babi!

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    3. Anonymous20 March 2013 at 07:16

      bn = babi negara

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    4. Anonymous20 March 2013 at 10:20

      ksnaipjfspianvoinrfvnsnivjidafonoidobijodaijbijadfobi

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  2. Anonymous19 March 2013 at 17:53

    haram aku tak faham apa minah tudung tu tulis. *fliptable*

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  3. Anonymous19 March 2013 at 17:54

    pemimpin kami pemimpin berjiwa rakyat anuwar iberahim akan membela bahasa malaysia dan menghapuskan bahasa rempit najis ini sehingga tiada lagi wujud di bumi Malasia. hidup anuwar hidup pr

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    1. Anonymous19 March 2013 at 18:06

      aku rasa kau tak baca sejarah. anwar masa dia jadi menteri pendidikan, dia yang kembalikan nama bahasa melayu yang sebelumnya dipanggil bahasa malaysia.

      dia jugak menggalakkan penggunaan bahasa baku, sebab tu berita tv3 zaman 90-an semua cakap bahasa baku.

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    2. Anonymous19 March 2013 at 18:10

      diam la dak nerd ulat buku spek tebal kaki fap

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    3. Anonymous19 March 2013 at 18:35

      mak hang puki bn pak hang kolom kote najibul rosmah anak harammmmss

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    4. Anonymous19 March 2013 at 19:21

      masa nuar juburi jd tpm lah dia byk main jubo, yg korg pon percaya auta nuar jubo..mgkn sbb korg pon dah kena jubo

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    5. Anonymous20 March 2013 at 07:18

      bodo saifool jubo jolok pakai botol.. bangang

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    6. Anonymous20 March 2013 at 11:15

      eleh nuar ckp pakai I dan U jer... jarang dgr ckp 'saya' atau 'awak'... u ulang i saman you.... martabat bahasa konon... puihhh

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    7. Anonymous20 March 2013 at 11:44

      ANWAR TUKAR BAHASA MALAYSIA KPD BAHASA MELAYU KO BANGGA??? TU KAN IDEA UNTUK HILANGKAN BAHASA MELAYU KITA KAT MALAYSIA NI. SO ORANG TAKDE LA TERIKAT SANGAT NAK FAHAMI BAHASA MELAYU. CUBA KO PIKIR BETUL2.. JANGAN CETEK SGT PEMIKIRAN TU. #BINGAI

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    8. Anonymous20 March 2013 at 14:23

      BETOL TU.#BINGAI

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  4. Anonymous19 March 2013 at 17:58

    Apa yg dia cuba smpikan ni.serius aku xpaham la

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    1. Anonymous22 March 2013 at 12:23

      kolony tu celcom punya chat between celcom users .
      kfren tu cara nak add .

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  5. Anonymous19 March 2013 at 17:58

    lancau melayu
    -amir khan

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  6. Anonymous19 March 2013 at 18:00

    "Hai, saya umur 19, duduk jerteh,nick kolony saya (maybe kolony tu segment dalam mangga tu) florissa, ok friend, dah"

    kot?

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    1. Elly Suhaili20 March 2013 at 12:53

      kolony tu utk pengguna celcom.. chat free guna point yg kumpul utk kolony.. kfren tu kire friend ngn dia la..

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    2. Babi Negara21 March 2013 at 17:05

      "kire" tu apa pulak pundek?!

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    3. Anonymous2 April 2014 at 12:50

      kire tuh pantat mak lu bro..

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  7. Etty Selamat19 March 2013 at 18:03

    kolony tu celcom punye.. kfren tu utk menjadi friend dalam kolony tu...

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    1. Anonymous19 March 2013 at 18:08

      hat Etty *wink *wink

      nak u punye kolony boleh, luv u muahhh

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  8. فيصل عدنان19 March 2013 at 18:06

    [Kolony] tu 1 produk dr Celcom masa diorg nk promote Xpax X2. [Kolony] ni lebih kurang cam jaringan sosial Facebook, tapi menggunakan medium SMS utk Add, Chat dll. Tapi rasanya produk tu tak laku dan tak hits kat market.
    [Kfren] tu cara utk "Add" member2 talian Celcom Xpax X2.
    Cuma Suraina agak "ketinggalan" la, sbb rasanya takda siapa pun guna produk [Kolony] ni sbb agak sukar nak manage berbanding Facebook.
    Maklumat Lanjut : https://kolony.com.my/kolony/web/index.php

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    1. Anonymous20 March 2013 at 14:26

      "Kolony" tu adlah sejenis binatang yg b'bisa yg boleh membuatkn anda rasa nk lempang bler tgk muka dia..

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    2. Anonymous28 April 2014 at 23:29

      kolony = kolonick= kolom nick = kolom konie = kulum k*nek

      ada paham?

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  9. Razali Rambli19 March 2013 at 18:10

    dia akan temui orang yang sepadan dengannya. apa yang saya runsingkan, apabila dia memiliki anak nanti.

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    1. Anonymous19 March 2013 at 19:06

      lol...ini bedekah

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    2. Anonymous20 March 2013 at 02:11

      Lollll

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    3. Anonymous20 March 2013 at 16:24

      begitu juga saya disini turut brfikir begitu.kenapalah anak muda sangat cenderung ke arah kerosakan penggunaan bahasa pada peringkat awal lagi.sekian.

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  10. 7CR719 March 2013 at 18:32

    siasat dlu sblm post

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    1. Anonymous19 March 2013 at 18:39

      obepig kan si gemuk yang bodo sebab tu suke post bukan2

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    2. Anonymous20 March 2013 at 07:36

      yang kau baca buat apa? bahabi

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  11. MR. KQPS19 March 2013 at 18:45

    Kolony tu celcom punya produk.. Klu call dapat point.. Dri point tu kita dpt free sms.. Ish2x

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  12. Unknown19 March 2013 at 19:25

    nmpk sngt admin ni cetek ilmu pengetahuan...umpama katak bawah tempurung

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    1. Anonymous20 March 2013 at 16:27

      ibarat lembu bawah jambatan.amboi,yg ko tu plak semak sni knp?pegi chat ngan rosmah la lahnat.puiii

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  13. Unknown19 March 2013 at 19:28

    aku tak paham ape yang obe tak paham

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  14. Abdbuk19 March 2013 at 19:55

    90% org x phm

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  15. Anonymous19 March 2013 at 20:26

    hi sume! meh dengor cradle of filth

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    1. Anonymous19 March 2013 at 20:55

      yeay~
      Lovesick for Mina satu..

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  16. Anonymous19 March 2013 at 21:32

    knpe dia perlu buat muka begitu?meremang bulu roma tgk..

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  17. Anonymous20 March 2013 at 00:00

    masih ada geng yang membaca mangga? woww!

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    1. Anonymous20 March 2013 at 13:52

      pehal? ko urban sgt la xbaca mangga??? sial bahabi puhki bajet kelantan

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    2. Anonymous20 March 2013 at 21:18

      meleis pelanggan mangga butthurt

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  18. Anonymous20 March 2013 at 02:33

    macam mak kau.

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  19. Anonymous20 March 2013 at 06:50

    kolony tu kn yg celcom punya produk

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  20. Unknown20 March 2013 at 08:21

    kolony ni bdk sklh rndh pn tau..klau ad jgk yg xtau tu nmpk sngt noob..

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    1. Anonymous20 March 2013 at 14:59

      noob takpe ia bermaksud newbie ko plak sakai klate makan taik kude! barua ~by obeY yg BUTThurt di sontot anuar~aljuburi<>

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  21. Anonymous20 March 2013 at 09:08

    macam pundek!!!

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  22. Anonymous20 March 2013 at 10:50

    haha.. obe noob..kesian2

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  23. Unknown20 March 2013 at 11:52

    90% org x phm = 90% org noob

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    1. Anonymous20 March 2013 at 16:31

      bdk kelate ni kang aku lutut hidong ko tu kang.ko cerdik sgt buke la karokae kt kelate sne.terajang bibir bapak ko kang..

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  24. Anonymous20 March 2013 at 12:51

    10% yg paham tu lagi bebal tmasukla arif farhan=kingbebal

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  25. Anonymous20 March 2013 at 13:41

    Produk celcom yg x femes.cmne org nk tau...bdk sekolah jer maen bnde nie...

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    1. Anonymous20 March 2013 at 15:03

      90%=dewasa 10% yg ckap pekataan noob 2 ofkos la bdak skolah yg blagak dewasa padahal pelir n puki blom tumbuh bulu n tau cap-melan je! wakakakakakakakakaka

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  26. Anonymous20 March 2013 at 14:23

    Hobi kakak suka menunggang basikal

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    1. Anonymous21 March 2013 at 14:41

      kakak, jom main konda-kondi

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  27. Unknown21 March 2013 at 00:12

    https://kolony.com.my/kolony/web/index.php

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  28. Anonymous21 March 2013 at 01:23

    aku sokong arif farhan tu..mmg yg noob je xtau..dewasa konon..lau dewasa msti la lg tau dr bdk skolah..bangang la hangpa smua ni..

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  29. Anonymous21 March 2013 at 10:12

    ayat nak kene pelempang

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  30. Anonymous22 March 2013 at 05:52

    hahahaha. aku gelak tahap apa aku pon x tau. korg ni awesome laa! haahah

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  31. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 08:59

    semua bangang

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  32. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 10:36

    lol ak org jertih gak ... memelaukan jertih siotttttttt meh ak translate :

    hai sy umur 19 duduk(tinggal di) jertih, nickname kolony( sosial media yg celcom punyer) ialah florissa , kfren( add sbgai fren dlm kolony ) ah



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  33. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 12:51

    ifinifi sefemufa safalafah BN!!

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  34. Anonymous30 March 2013 at 01:03

    hekeleh ingatkan nama dia umu

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