Friday, 15 February 2013

Serius LOL - #OhMyEnglish : Apakah Mesej Yang Cuba Disampaikan?


I kenot bryan dis!

Apakah? ............. perangkap tikus Valentine? 

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28 comments:

  1. tak paham la der..nak cakap tikus tu comel ke...

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    1. Anon kat atas ialah aku15 February 2013 12:22

      perghh..aku first...ini adalah first time..sila masukkan dalam Malaysia Books of Record pls...tengkiu2...

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    2. The best-known rat species are the black rat (Rattus rattus) and the brown rat (Rattus norvegicus). The group is generally known as the Old World rats or true rats, and originated in Asia. Rats are bigger than most Old World mice, which are their relatives, but seldom weigh over 500 grams (1.1 lb) in the wild.
      The term "rat" is also used in the names of other small mammals which are not true rats. Examples include the North American pack rats, a number of species loosely called kangaroo rats, and others. Rats such as the bandicoot rat (Bandicota bengalensis) are murine rodents related to true rats, but are not members of the genus Rattus. Male rats are called bucks, unmated females are called does, pregnant or parent females are called dams, and infants are called kittens or pups. A group of rats is either referred to as a pack or a mischief.


      A rat in a city street


      Statue of a rat in Patan (Nepal)
      The common species are opportunistic survivors and often live with and near humans; therefore, they are known as commensals. They may cause substantial food losses, especially in developing countries.[1] However, the widely distributed and problematic commensal species of rats are a minority in this diverse genus. Many species of rats are island endemics and some have become endangered due to habitat loss or competition with the brown, black or Polynesian rat.
      Wild rodents, including rats, can carry many different zoonotic pathogens, such as Leptospira, Toxoplasma gondii, and Campylobacter.[2] The Black Death is traditionally believed to have been caused by the micro-organism Yersinia pestis, carried by the tropical rat flea (Xenopsylla cheopis) which preyed on black rats living in European cities during the epidemic outbreaks of the Middle Ages; these rats were used as transport hosts. Other zoonotic diseases linked to pest rodents include classical swine fever and foot-and-mouth disease.
      The average lifespan of any given rat depends on which species is being discussed, but many only live about a year due to predation.
      The black and brown rats diverged from other Old World rats during the beginning of the Pleistocene in the forests of Asia.
      Specially bred rats have been kept as pets at least since the late 19th century. Pet rats are typically variants of the species brown rat, but black rats and giant pouched rats are also known to be kept. Pet rats behave differently from their wild counterparts depending on how many generations they have been kept as pets.[3] Pet rats do not pose any more of a health risk than pets such as cats or dogs.[4] Tamed rats are generally friendly and can be taught to perform selected behaviors.

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    3. copy paste anak haram nih

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  3. obe babi rogol bapak sendiri

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  4. di hari jumaat ini.. marilah kita ramai2 menunaikan solat jumaat..

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  5. OBE FUCK MISS MEAN DAPAT TIKUS

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  6. ANUwar Al-Juburit15 February 2013 16:04

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    1. sungguh gay!! defuq

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    2. jencruell marta NI BUDAK NI AKU KENAL


      SERIUS. MEMANG GAY KOT DIA NI PERNAH SEKALI DIA NAK ISAP KONEK AKU

      MASA TU KIETORG SEKOLAH FORM 5

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  7. Apa kejadah kah iniiiii

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  8. Nik Mahmud Nik Mat15 February 2013 17:44

    jom kutuk ORANG KELANTAN YANG BANYAK MEMBELA TIKUS DI RUMAH

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    1. ^^^^^^^^^^^^
      KATAK DI BAWAH TEMPURUNG

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 15, 2013 at 6:48 AMHJ. HADI SESAT LAGI MENYESATKAN SENANG CERITA TAK PAYAH NAK KOMEN BANYAK2ReplyAnonymousFebruary 15, 2013 at 6:49 AMkafir maknanya dosa yg sgt besar, dosa tu maknanya dilarang buat. macam mana diaorg boleh kata takde ayat yg melrg ni dlm Quran. simple common sense pun tak paham, dah bute hati gamaknye !ReplyxFebruary 15, 2013 at 6:50 AMkafir maknanya dosa yg sgt besar, dosa tu maknanya dilarang buat. macam mana diaorg boleh kata takde ayat yg melrg ni dlm Quran. simple common sense pun tak paham, dah bute hati gamaknye !ReplyAnonymousFebruary 15, 2013 at 7:18 AMTerbaik dari Datuk Dr. Fadilah Kamsah... motivasi diri di pagi hari....http://youtu.be/t69sQNE-zD0Penganut hamPAS tak payah dengar la, korang hanya layak dengar motivasi taik dari Al-Juburi je....ReplyAnonymousFebruary 15, 2013 at 7:58 AMGAP,aku tak berani nak tuduh jatuh kafir atau tak.Hanya Allah SWT yg maha mengetahui.Hj Hadi Lebong patut bertaubat.ReplyrizalFebruary 15, 2013 at 8:05 AMItu hari sekolah pondok hadi awang terbakar.....Reply

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  10. Ni maksudnya jin pakai toncit

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  11. bahasa tikus kepada tikus..haha

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  12. jom kutuk ORANG KELANTAN YANG BANYAK MEMBELA TIKUS DI RUMAH

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    1. jngn jd manusia yg hanya pandai memperbodohkan orang lain..sedangkan diri sndiri pon blom tntu lg pndai dr orng yg kita perbodohkan tu...

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  13. Dok mano?? demo janji kato nok jumpo
    Doh lamo puas ku dok tunggu demo
    Ku ado ku tok gi ke mano-mano
    Mu keno tanyo dulu sebelum kato

    Demo berona nanananana
    Baru kukenal nanananana
    Kucar peranga nanananana
    Baik tok kenal nanananana

    Ku tok berona nanananana
    Kecep tok benar nanananana
    Bukenyo kona nanananana
    Mato demo ja hok dop pina

    Dok mano?? demo berjanji kato nok jumpo
    Doh lamo puas sehari ku dok tunggu demo
    Ku ado ku tok gi ke mano-mano
    Mung keno tanyo dulu sebelum demo nok kato

    Demo berona nanananana
    Baru kukenal nanananana
    Kucar peranga nanananana
    Baik tok kenal nanananana

    Ku tok berona nanananana
    Kecep tok benar nanananana
    Bukenyo kona nanananana
    Mato demo ja hok dop pina

    Ku tahu demo sajo kato gitu
    Buat aku dok tunggu mung
    Demo jange uat nyanyo ku
    Jangela...abe dok tuduh begitu
    Ku buke peranga lagu tu
    Demo kea sediri pun tahu

    Nothing happen right now....
    Stay want you right now....
    Come to me rightnow....
    Stay with me right now....

    Ya habibi Ya maulana
    telir butir klubi tubik butir kanaa
    tok soh dop pujuk kawe tok say denga
    Kalu staro demo ni blana kona

    Ku tahu... demo sajo kato gitu
    Buat aku dok tunggu mu
    Jange uat nyanyo ko aku
    ummmm
    Jangela abe man dok tuduh gitu
    Ku buke perangai lagu tu
    Abe kea sediri pon tahu

    Nothing happen right now....
    Stay want you right now....
    Come to me rightnow....
    Stay with me right now....

    Ya habibi Ya maulana
    telir butir klubi tubik butir kanaa
    tok soh dop pujuk kawe tok say denga
    Kalu staro demo ni blana kona

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  14. I literally farted after reading this LOL

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