Friday, 8 February 2013

Serius WTF - Patung Bayi Pontianak : Kesan Dari Kegilaan Twilight? (13 Gambar)


Renesmee Cullen

 Siapa yang follow siri Twilight pasti tahu siapa Renesmee Cullen. Renesmee ialah anak kepada Bella dan Edward dan merupakan bayi half breed yang berkuasa. Kinda like Blade but white. Anyways nampaknya kegilaan patung bayi pontianak mula menular dan sudah ada perniagaan menjualnya secara pukal. Bean Shanine ialah seorang artis yang menjual pantun bayi pontianak dan believe it or not perniagaan beliau semakin berkembang maju. Setiap patung dihasilkan sendiri oleh beliau dan dijual pada harga diantara USD 650 sehingga USD1500 sebuah. Sangat lumayan! Ianya boleh dibeli disini

 Adakah bayi pontianak lebih creepy dari patung teddy zombie?




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22 comments:

  1. Amir8 February 2013 at 12:08

    HAIYA

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  2. Amir8 February 2013 at 12:09

    So scary!!

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  3. Anonymous8 February 2013 at 12:20

    marilah beli pantun gua.

    dua tiga kucing berlari,
    mana nak sama si obe sorang,
    dua tiga boleh ku cari,
    mana nak sama kalau dah typo.

    *mampusla xsama.

    #ANON JUAL PANTUN

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    1. Anonymous8 February 2013 at 12:29

      "...Bean Shanine ialah seorang artis yang menjual pantun bayi pontianak..."

      Harap Obe sudi membeli pantun hamba...
      Bayi pontianak di bawa belayar,
      Masak seekor di atas peti,
      Buat pantun bayi pontianak amatlah sukar,
      Bolehkah buat pantun yang lain dijadi ganti?...
      Haaa...jawab.....jawab ...tuan hamba.

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    2. Anonymous8 February 2013 at 12:47

      aku cube eh tuan hamba

      kuda padi main snuker,
      main snuker pki skirt,
      ko rase obe ni goblok ker,
      atau mmg poyo tak *hingit

      *hingat - g mampos lh aku typo

      #ANON BELI BORONG PANTUN

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    3. Anonymous8 February 2013 at 16:43

      Janda Yang Dahaga...Disini saya ingin menceritakan sebuah kisah mengenai seorang janda yang baru sahaja kematian suami.... Hasnah seorang janda kaya yang baru sahaja kematian suaminya akibat kemalangan jalanraya. Beliau masih muda lagi dan mempunyai potongan badan yang cantik.Sejak kematian suaminya, beliau sentiasa diusik oleh jejaka-jejaka kampung yang sudah lama memendam rasa kepadanya. Namun begitu, Hasnah tidak pernah melayan karenah pemuda-pemuda kampung tersebut, kerana hatinya masih lagi merindui arwah suaminya... Walaupun.... hatinya berasa sepi ketika waktu ini. Lebih-lebih lagi di waktu malam... Rasa sepi hatinya tiada siapa yang tahu...Pada satu malam, kira-kira pukul 2 pagi.... beliau bangun dari katilnya... badannya terasa panas.... tekaknya terasa haus.... beliau terasa begitu dahaga sekali. Beliau bangun dan keluar dari bilik menuju ke dapur,... sampai saja didapur... beliau terus membuka peti ais dan mengambil sebotol air sejuk.... beliau tuang kedalam cawan dan meminumya... Setelah meminum air tersebut.. beliau kembali kedalam bilik dan tidur semula... Sekian... Terima Kasih Itulah kisah seorang janda yang dahaga...........Wah, sepenuh hati korang mambaca nyer. Ha...haa...haaa

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    4. Anonymous8 February 2013 at 16:50

      kenapa cam bodo? malukan kaum anon. bodo tak hengat.

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    5. Unknown8 February 2013 at 20:52

      kebabian apakah ini....

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  4. Anonymous8 February 2013 at 12:44

    melayu ni keje nak pantun jek.. maju tak jugak.. pundek pemalas..

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    1. Anonymous28 May 2013 at 10:52

      anak tupai tercekik kayu,
      kayu di beli di luar negeri,
      tiada siapa yg dpt ubah jatuh bangun bangsa melayu,
      melainkan diri kite sendiri..
      #bukanmahathir

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  5. Anonymous8 February 2013 at 13:12

    so does she kidnape baby turn them into vampire, then mengawat itu bayi baru lah dijual?

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    1. Anonymous8 February 2013 at 16:52

      ni lagi sekor anon bodo. typo macam obe. pui. *marah

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  6. Anonymous8 February 2013 at 14:02

    Haprak!!!

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  7. Anonymous8 February 2013 at 15:22

    Vampires are mythological or folkloric beings who subsist by feeding on the life essence (generally in the form of blood) of living creatures, regardless of whether they are undead or a living person/being.[1][2][3][4][5][6] Although vampiric entities have been recorded in many cultures, and may go back to "prehistoric times",[7] the term vampire was not popularized until the early 18th century, after an influx of vampire superstition into Western Europe from areas where vampire legends were frequent, such as the Balkans and Eastern Europe,[8] although local variants were also known by different names, such as vrykolakas in Greece and strigoi in Romania. This increased level of vampire superstition in Europe led to mass hysteria and in some cases resulted in corpses actually being staked and people being accused of vampirism.
    While even folkloric vampires of the Balkans and Eastern Europe had a wide range of appearance ranging from nearly human to bloated rotting corpses, it was interpretation of the vampire by the Christian Church and the success of vampire literature,[9][10] namely John Polidori's 1819 novella The Vampyre that established the archetype of charismatic and sophisticated vampire; it is arguably the most influential vampire work of the early 19th century,[11] inspiring such works as Varney the Vampire and eventually Dracula.[12] The Vampyre was itself based on Lord Byron's unfinished story "Fragment of a Novel", also known as "The Burial: A Fragment", published in 1819.
    However, it is Bram Stoker's 1897 novel Dracula that is remembered as the quintessential vampire novel and which provided the basis of modern vampire fiction. Dracula drew on earlier mythologies of werewolves and similar legendary demons and "was to voice the anxieties of an age", and the "fears of late Victorian patriarchy".[13] The success of this book spawned a distinctive vampire genre, still popular in the 21st century, with books, films, video games, and television shows. The vampire is such a dominant figure in the horror genre that literary historian Susan Sellers places the current vampire myth in the "comparative safety of nightmare fantasy".[13]

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  8. ...Juwita Maya...8 February 2013 at 16:10

    walau bagaimanapun mereka tetap comel :)

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  9. Anonymous8 February 2013 at 16:47

    #anon berpantun.

    burung selindit diatas pagar.
    masuk kepeti dibawa belayar.
    hancur badan dikandung obe.
    hancur pantun dikandung obe jua.

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  10. Mean8 February 2013 at 16:53

    hai.. saya juga ada pantun utk dijual. harap beli ya abam obepin

    Dua tiga kucing berlari
    mana nak sama si kucing boolat
    dua tiga tidak mahu kucari
    sebab saya suka garu2 perut awak seorang macam garu perut kucing


    see you at home :) Love you!


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    1. Anonymous8 February 2013 at 16:59

      alololo suwittnyeerrr hikhikhik

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    2. Unknown8 February 2013 at 17:27

      Sengal ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..!

      >>>Powers Rengers !990

      <a href="http://www.onesantanblogs.com/2013/02/rock-star-gambar-dari-buku-tahunan.html>>>>Gambar Seleb Rock Star</a>

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    3. Anonymous8 February 2013 at 20:27

      Garu la jubur skali,baru feel....

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  11. Prince of Noob9 February 2013 at 01:33

    argh stress aku tgk patung bayi pontianak nih

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    1. Anonymous18 February 2013 at 16:46

      ko sememangnyer loser yang tegar, xberhenti market blog sampah ko walaupun ramai yang benci..sedih pun ade rase tengok ko ni

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