Wednesday, 18 September 2013

Serius Klasik - If Chin Peng Won The War


Posted in /K/ but was deleted by Capitalist Mod scum!



Yes I know he won't be the PM. He would be President Chin Peng instead. Stop being anal. Just read this shit already.

Singapore would have never existed. In an aggressive move in 1950, Chin Peng mobilised an invasion army to squish Singapore into submission. Employing the same tactic as the Japanese, Singapore fell to the hands of Chin Peng within 5 days of the attack. Singapore was renamed "1000 Glorious Martyr Island" in honour of the dead PKM liberators who died for the motherland. The port of Sembawang was then retrofitted to allow Russian boomers and naval ships to use it. Instead of a commercial port, Sembawang became the Pearl Harbour for Soviet forces in the region. As a symbol of socialist solidarity, the Soviet government built 2 nuclear plants in Malaya. One in Terengganu and another one in Johor.


The People's Republic of Malaya (TPRM), with the aid of Russia and China invaded Indonesia when Sukarno was ousted in 1960 via military coup. Suharto, who was backed by the CIA and Henry Kissinger started getting the latest military hardwares from the USA. TPRM saw this as a precursor to a possible capitalist aggression on the sovereignty of TPRM. This resulted in an 2 year war which culminated with Suharto captured and hung upside down at the "Traitor's Square" in Jakarta. His body was subsequently quartered and sent to the 4 corners of Indonesia as a lesson to not fuck around with the might of TPRM . The Indonesian territory was then duly absorbed into the union in 1963. TPRM was then rechristened as The People's Republic of Malindo.

This sudden expansion of territory struck fear in the minds of the Western Capitalist leaders. Sarawak, then still under British rule feared the worse. There was a strong communist movement in Sarawak at this time spearheaded by Parti Komunis Kalimantan Utara. Using Kalimantan as a staging point, the Malayan communists helped PKKU in liberating the Sarawakians from the foreign capitalist scums. As Singapore and Indonesia before it Sarawak became part of the union. Sabah followed suit when local revolutionaries ousted the puppet regime of Fuad Stephens. Fuad died in a fiery airplane crash believed to be caused by sabotage when he tried to flee for Philippines. They were also rumours that the plane was actually shot down by TPRM's new MIG-17 fighters. The wreckage was never found since the plane crashed in the vast ocean.

With the rout completed the US Naval bases in the Philippines,Guam and Okinawa began its aggressive expension programme. Aircraft carriers and amphibious assault crafts are stationed there on a year round basis. This is a deterrent to the possible invasion of the Philippines.

When The Vietnam War broke out in 1965, no one came to help the South Vietnamese. America didn't offer any help believing that this was actually a diversionary move by Ho Chi Minh to allow Chin Peng to attack the Philippines. Thailand then staged her own revolution. King Bumiphol fled from Bangkok before setting an exiled government in Paris. In 1967 South East Asian Socialist State Union (SEASSU) was formed. Forming close relations with the Warsaw pact to form the great Eastern Block Coalition. In the same year western media stopped using the term Iron Curtain. Instead they now used the term THE IRON WALL.

An ICBM nuclear missile facility was completed in 1000 Glorious Martyr Island in 1968. The Enriched plutonium was harvested from the two nuclear plants in Peninsular Malaya. This gave Chin Peng the power to annihilate Phillipine using nuclear tipped medium range ballistic missiles.This was seen as a provocative move by the puppet regime of Diosdado Pangan Macapagal. Thus the Malayan missile crisis started when the US saw this as yet another provocation by the Soviets, similar to the one in Cuba just six years earlier. This time around the Soviet refused to dismantle the missiles. The US sent two naval task force to blockade the Straits of Malacca and South China Sea. China then ordered the US to stay away from Taiwanese waters. Failing to do so will result in China ordering her fleet South to help her socialist brethren. Australia and Britain sent their taskforces to the Indian Ocean to block the Southern sea route.

Chin Peng grew tired of becoming a pawn of the superpowers. 13 days into the blockade, Chin Peng decided to be AN HERO and sent the nukes flying to Manila, Canberra, Moscow, London and Los Angeles. In the ensuing chaos Washington misread this as a pre-emptive strike by the Soviets and fired her missiles to Kuala Lumpur, Stalingrad, Kiev ,Murmansk and St Petersburg. Moscow detected the launch and reciprocated with their own nukes on major European and US cities.

The world ended in 1969. Satan and his minions came out from the smoldering ruins of the nuked cities! Where is your god now humans?



Lesson from this story : Chin Peng is a very bad man. He would have ended us all. If you convert the name Chin Peng into BINARY CODE ,divide it by 7 and then differentiate it ,you will get the number 6. Since PKM is known as Bintang 3, that means triple 6. Chin Peng is the antichrist!! REPENT! LOL

p/s : If I had a nickel for every time that ball saved me, I'd have a shitload of nickels!

PICTURE CREDIT

Dialogues with Chin Peng: New Light on the Malayan Communist Party


37 comments:

  1. 1st matafaka... fuk u obe mok

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    1. fuk u cim peng aaa,,,,

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  2. woi gemok sial!!!!! translate ke BM la kimak!!!!!!!!

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    1. woi.. peliaq hang.. tut du du.. woi awek.. puki ang jual tak.. bang2 pau panas pau panas.. nih dok jehge pala bapak apa.. boh penendang satgi.. ha.. tu nak pi habaq kat abang dia la tu... nak dah translate

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  3. Bangang betul komen2 atas aku ni.

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    1. kote mamak kau.. panjang..

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  4. Wei gemok, kau ingat aku nak baca ke dalam BI?!!

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    1. kau gemuk... mak kau gemuk... ayah kau gemuk... atok kau gemuk... maktok kau gemuk... moyang kau gemuk

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    2. tu la org suruh gi sklh

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  5. i miss this F.O.A kind of article. it's been a while!

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    1. babi.. apa ko ckp ni..
      FOA tu FUCK ORANG hitAm...

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    2. FOA tu fuck off anon..haha

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    1. kau tipu... haram tak cool pon.. booo
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  7. this shit full of crap

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      crap crab carbo.. crab

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  17. obe terpaksa enable anon balik sebab makin ramai orang promote blog gay kat blog ni especially blog bandung laici kimak gay tu. tengok skang, ade dia brani nak promote? hehehe, bijak obe, bijak

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    1. lama dh x tgk mamat tu promote hahaa....bijak c obe guna anon utk serang budak laicikang tu hahah

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  18. mula2 boleh paham lagi,tpi panjang sangat,otak pon lembap proses..x de yg BM pnye ke?

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    1. hang memang lembap kuat tido

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  19. apesal aku bau hancing kencing kucing?

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  20. BABI MERAPU GILER KOMEN

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  21. 1st: If the soviets are still in rule, there won't be a St. Petersburg, they renamed it Leningrad.

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    1. weh bukan kasi nama lenin yard ke..??
      yela lenin kan suka duk kat laman belakang sambil minum susu cap tergantung sambil tengok murica fat ass kene sodomi beramai ramai...

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  22. penyokong muda ramai menyokong PR dan khalid ismath....
    musti korang penyokong ching peng????

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